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The Man Who Would Be King
by
There starts a caravan from Peshawar to Kabul in twenty days, Huzrut,said the Eusufzai trader. My camels go therewith. Do thou also go and bring us good luck.
I will go even now! shouted the priest. I will depart upon my winged camels, and be at Peshawar in a day!Ho! Hazar Mir Khan, he yelled to his servant, drive out the camels, but let me first mount my own.
He leaped on the back of his beast as it knelt, and, turning round to me, cried: Come thou also, Sahib, a little along the road, and I will sell thee a charman amulet that shall make thee King of Kafiristan.
Then the light broke upon me, and I followed the two camels out of the Serai till we reached open road and the priest halted.
What dyou think o that? said he in English. Carnehan cant talk their patter, so Ive made him my servant. He makes a handsome servant. Tisnt for nothing that Ive been knocking about the country for fourteen years. Didnt I do that talk neat?Well hitch on to a caravan at Peshawar till we get to Jagdallak, and then well see if we can get donkeys for our camels, and strike into Kafiristan. Whirligigs for the Amir, O Lor!Put your hand under the camel-bags and tell me what you feel.
I felt the butt of a Martini, and another and another.
Twenty of em, said Dravot placidly. Twenty of em and ammunition to correspond, under the whirligigs and the mud dolls.
Heaven help you if you are caught with those things! I said. A Martini is worth her weight in silver among the Pathans.
Fifteen hundred rupees of capitalevery rupee we could beg, borrow, or stealare invested on these two camels, said Dravot. We wont get caught. Were going through the Khaiber with a regular caravan. Whod touch a poor mad priest?
Have you got everything you want? I asked, overcome with astonishment.
Not yet, but we shall soon. Give us a memento of your kindness, Brother. You did me a service, yesterday, and that time in Marwar. Half my Kingdom shall you have, as the saying is. I slipped a small charm compass from my watch-chain and handed it up to the priest.
Good-bye, said Dravot, giving me hand cautiously. Its the last time well shake hands with an Englishman these many days. Shake hands with him, Carnehan, he cried, as the second camel passed me.
Carnehan leaned down and shook hands. Then the camels passed away along the dusty road, and I was left alone to wonder. My eye could detect no failure in disguises. The scene in the Serai proved that they were complete to the native mind. There was just the chance, therefore, that Carnehan and Dravot would be able to wander through Afghanistan without detection. But, beyond, they would find deathcertain and awful death.
Ten days later a native correspondent giving me the news of the day from Peshawar, wound up his letter with: There has been much laughter here on account of a certain mad priest who is going in his estimation to sell petty gauds and insignificant trinkets which he ascribes as great charms to H. H. the Amir of Bukhara. He passed through Peshawar and associated himself to the Second Summer caravan that goes to Kabul. The merchants are pleased because through superstition they imagine that such mad fellows bring good fortune.
The two, then, were beyond the Border. I would have prayed for them, but, that night, a real King died in Europe, and demanded an obituary notice.
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The wheel of the world swings through the same phases again and again. Summer passed and winter thereafter, and came and passed again. The daily paper continued and I wi
th it, and upon the third summer there fell a hot night, a night-issue, and a strained waiting for something to be telegraphed from the other side of the world, exactly as had happened before. A few great men had died in the past two years, the machines worked with more clatter, and some of the trees in the office garden were a few feet taller. But that was all the difference.