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The Man Who Would Be King
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But that is provided against in the Contrack, said Carnehan. Neither Woman nor Liqu-or, Daniel.
And thats all we know, except that no one has gone there, and they fight, and in any place where they fight a man who knows how to drill men can always be a King. We shall go to those parts and say to any King we findDyou want to vanquish your foes? and we will show him how to drill men; for that we know better than anything else. Then we will subvert that King and seize his Throne and establish a Dy-nasty.
Youll be cut to pieces before youre fifty miles across the Border, I said. You have to travel through Afghanistan to get to that country. Its one mass of mountains and peaks and glaciers, and no Englishman has been through it. The people are utter brutes, and even if you reached them you couldnt do anything.
Thats more like, said Carnehan. If you could think us a little more mad we would be more pleased. We have come to you to know about this country, to read a book about it, and to be shown maps. We want you to tell us that we are fools and to show us your books. He turned to the bookcases.
Are you at all in earnest? I said.
A little, said Dravot sweetly. As big a map as you have got, even if its all blank where Kafiristan is, and any books youve got. We can read, though we arent very educated.
I uncased the big thirty-two-miles-to-the-inch map of India, and two smaller Frontier maps, hauled down volume INF-KAN of the Encyclopædia Britannica,and the men consulted them.
See here! said Dravot, his thumb on the map. Up to Jagdallak, Peachey and me know the road. We was there with Roberts Army. Well have to turn off to the right at Jagdallak through Laghmann territory. Then we get among the hillsfourteen thousand feetfifteen thousandit will be cold work there, but it dont look very far on the map.
I handed him wood on the Sources of the Oxus. Carnehan was deep in the Encyclopædia.
Theyre a mixed lot, said Dravot reflectively; and it wont help us to know the names of their tribes. The more tribes the more theyll fight, and the better for us. From Jagdallak to Ashang Hmm!
But all the information about the country is as sketchy and inaccurate as can be, I protested. No one knows anything about it really. Heres the file of United Services Institute. Read what Bellew says.
Blow Bellew,! said Carnehan. Dan, theyre a stinkin lot of heathens, but this book here says they think theyre related to us English.
I smoked while the men poured over Raverty, Wood, the maps, and the Encyclopædia.
There is no use your waiting, said Dravot politely. Its about four oclock now. Well go before six oclock if you want to sleep, and we wont steal any of the papers. Dont you sit up. Were two harmless lunatics, and if you come tomorrow evening down to the Serai, well say good-bye to you.
You aretwo fools, I answered. Youll be turned back at the Frontier or cut up the minute you set foot in Afghanistan. Do you want any money or a recommendation down-country?I can help you to the chance of work next week.
Next week we shall be hard at work ourselves, thank you, said Dravot. It isnt so easy being a King as it looks. When weve got our Kingdom in going order well let you know, and you can come up and help us to govern it.