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The Man Who Would Be King
by
All right, Dan, says I, but come along now while theres time.
Its your fault, says he, for not looking after your Army better. There was mutiny in the midst, and you didnt knowyou damned engine-driving, plate-laying, missionarys-pass-hunting hound!He sat upon a rock and called me every foul name he could lay tongue to. I was too heart-sick to care, though it was all his foolishness that brought the smash.
Im sorry, Dan, says I, but theres no accounting for natives. This business is our Fifty-Seven. Maybe well make something out of it yet, when weve got to Bashkai.
Lets get to Bashkai, then, says Dan, and, by God, when I come back here again Ill sweep the valley so there isnt a bug in a blanket left!
We walked all that day, and all that night Dan was stumping up and down on the snow, chewing his beard and muttering to himself.
Theres no hope o getting clear, said Billy Fish. The priests will have sent runners to the villages to say that you are only men. Why didnt you stick on as Gods till things was more settled?Im a dead man, says Billy Fish, and he throws himself down on the snow and begins to pray to his Gods.
Next morning we was in a cruel bad countryall up and down, no level ground at all, and no food either. The six Bashkai men looked at Billy Fish hungry-way as if they wanted to ask something, but they said never a word. At noon we came to the top of a flat mountain all covered with snow, and when we climbed up into it, behold, there was an Army in position waiting in the middle!
The runners have been very quick, says Billy Fish, with a little bit of a laugh. They are waiting for us.
Three or four men began to fire from the enemys side, and a chance shot took Daniel in the calf of the leg. That brought him to his senses. He looks across the snow at the Army, and sees the rifles that we had brought into the country.
Were done for, says he. They are Englishmen, these peopleand its by blasted nonsense that has brought you to this. Get back, Billy Fish, and take your men away; youve done what you could, and now cut for it. Carnehan, says he, shake hands with me and go along with Billy. Maybe they wont kill you. Ill go and meet em alone. Its me that did it. Me, the King!
Go! says I. Go to Hell, Dan!Im with you here. Billy Fish, you clear out, and we two will meet these folk.
Im a Chief, says Billy Fish, quite quiet. I stay with you. My men can go.
The Bashkai fellows didnt wait for a second word, but ran off, and Dan and Me and Billy Fish walked across to where the drums were drumming and the horns were horning. It was coldawful cold. Ive got that cold in the back of my head now. Theres a lump of it there.
The punkah-coolies had gone to sleep. Two kerosene lamps were blazing in the office, and the perspiration poured down my face and splashed on the blotter as I leaned forward. Carnehan was shivering, and I feared that his mind might go. I wiped my face, took a fresh grip of the piteously mangled hands, and said: What happened after that?
The momentary shift of my eyes had broken the clear current.
What was you pleased to say? whined Carnehan. They took them without any sound. Not a little whisper all along the snow, not though the King knocked down the first man that set hand on himnot though old Peachey fired his last cartridge into the brown of em. Not a single solitary sound did those swines make. They just closed up tight, and I tell you their furs stunk. There was a man called Billy Fish, a good friend of us all, and they cut his throat, Sir, then and there, like a pig; and the King kicks up the bloody snow and says:Weve had a dashed fine run for our money. Whats coming next?But Peachey, Peachey Taliaferro, I tell you, Sir, in confidence as betwixt two friends, he lost his head, Sir. No, he didnt neither. The King lost his head, so he did, all along o one of those cunning rope-bridges. Kindly let me have the paper-cutter, Sir. It tilted this way. They marched him a mile across that snow to a rope-bridge over a ravine with a river at the bottom. You may have seen such. They prodded him behind like an ox. Damn your eyes! says the King. Dyou suppose I cant die like a gentleman?He turns to PeacheyPeachey that was crying like a child. Ive brought you to this, Peachey, says he. Brought you out of your happy life to be killed in Kafiristan, where you was late Commander-in-Chief of the Emperors forces. Say you forgive me, Peachey. I do, says Peachey. Fully and freely do I forgive you, Dan. Shake hands, Peachey, says he. Im going now. Out he goes, looking neither right nor left, and when he was plumb in the middle of those dizzy looking ropes Cut, you beggars, he shouts; and they cut, and old Dan fell, turning round and round and round, twenty thousand miles, for he took half an hour to fall till he struck the water, and I could see his body caught on a rock with the gold crown close beside.