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“The question is,” went on Mr. Teal, “how are we to break it off?”

Roland felt that, as he had sinned against all the decencies in allowing the butler to discuss his affairs with him, he might just as well go the whole hog and allow the discussion to run its course. And it was an undeniable relief to talk about the infernal thing to some one.

He nodded gloomily, and committed himself. Teal resumed his remarks with the gusto of a fellow-conspirator.

“It’s not an easy thing to do gracefully, sir, believe me, it isn’t. And it’s got to be done gracefully, or not at all. You can’t go to her ladyship and say ‘It’s all off, and so am I,’ and catch the next train for London. The rupture must be of her ladyship’s making. If some fact, some disgraceful information concerning you were to come to her ladyship’s ears, that would be a simple way out of the difficulty.”

He eyed Roland meditatively.

“If, for instance, you had ever been in jail, sir?”

“Well, I haven’t.”

“No offense intended, sir, I’m sure. I merely remembered that you had made a great deal of money very quickly. My experience of gentlemen who have made a great deal of money very quickly is that they have generally done their bit of time. But, of course, if you—-. Let me think. Do you drink, sir?”

“No.”

Mr. Teal sighed. Roland could not help feeling that he was disappointing the old man a good deal.

“You do not, I suppose, chance to have a past?” asked Mr. Teal, not very hopefully. “I use the word in its technical sense. A deserted wife? Some poor creature you have treated shamefully?”

At the risk of sinking still further in the butler’s esteem, Roland was compelled to answer in the negative.

“I was afraid not,” said Mr. Teal, shaking his head. “Thinking it all over yesterday, I said to myself, ‘I’m afraid he wouldn’t have one.’ You don’t look like the sort of gentleman who had done much with his time.”

“Thinking it over?”

“Not on your account, sir,” explained Mr. Teal. “On the family’s. I disapproved of this match from the first. A man who has served a family as long as I have had the honor of serving his lordship’s, comes to entertain a high regard for the family prestige. And, with no offense to yourself, sir, this would not have done.”

“Well, it looks as if it would have to do,” said Roland, gloomily. “I can’t see any way out of it.”

“I can, sir. My niece at Aldershot.”

Mr. Teal wagged his head at him with a kind of priestly archness.

“You can not have forgotten my niece at Aldershot?”

Roland stared at him dumbly. It was like a line out of a melodrama. He feared, first for his own, then for the butler’s sanity. The latter was smiling gently, as one who sees light in a difficult situation.

“I’ve never been at Aldershot in my life.”

“For our purposes you have, sir. But I’m afraid I am puzzling you. Let me explain. I’ve got a niece over at Aldershot who isn’t much good. She’s not very particular. I am sure she would do it for a consideration.”

“Do what?”

“Be your ‘Past,’ sir. I don’t mind telling you that as a ‘Past’ she’s had some experience; looks the part, too. She’s a barmaid, and you would guess it the first time you saw her. Dyed yellow hair, sir,” he went on with enthusiasm, “done all frizzy. Just the sort of young person that a young gentleman like yourself would have had a ‘past’ with. You couldn’t find a better if you tried for a twelvemonth.”

“But, I say—-!”

“I suppose a hundred wouldn’t hurt you?”

“Well, no, I suppose not, but—-“

“Then put the whole thing in my hands, sir. I’ll ask leave off to-morrow and pop over and see her. I’ll arrange for her to come here the day after to see you. Leave it all to me. To-night you must write the letters.”