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The Case Of George Fisher
by [?]

The United States in account with the legal representatives
of George Fisher, deceased.

___________________________________________________________DOL.C
1813.–To_550_head_of_cattle,_at_10_dollars,…………._5,500.00
_______To_86_head_of_drove_hogs,……………………._1,204.00
_______To_350_head_of_stock_hogs,……………………_1,750.00
_______To_100_ACRES_OF_CORN_ON_BASSETT’S_CREEK,………._6,000.00
_______To_8_barrels_of_whisky,………………………___350.00
_______To_2_barrels_of_brandy,………………………___280.00
_______To_1_barrel_of_rum,………………………….____70.00
_______To_dry-goods_and_merchandise_in_store,…………_1,100.00
_______To_35_acres_of_wheat,………………………..___350.00
_______To_2,000_hides,…………………………….._4,000.00
_______To_furs_and_hats_in_store,……………………___600.00
_______To_crockery_ware_in_store,……………………___100.00
_______To_smith’s_and_carpenter’s_tools,……………..___250.00
_______To_houses_burned_and_destroyed,……………….___600.00
_______To_4_dozen_bottles_of_wine,…………………..____48.00
1814.–To_120_acres_of_corn_on_Alabama_River,…………_9,500.00
_______To_crops_of_peas,_fodder,_etc. ……………….._3,250.00

________________________Total,……………………..34,952.00
To interest on $22,202, from July 1813
to November 1860, 47 years and 4 months, …….63,053.68
To interest on $12,750, from September
1814 to November 1860, 46 years and 2 months, ..35,317.50

Total, …………………… 133,323.18

He puts everything in this time. He does not even allow that the Indians destroyed the crockery or drank the four dozen bottles of (currant) wine. When it came to supernatural comprehensiveness in “gobbling,” John B. Floyd was without his equal, in his own or any other generation. Subtracting from the above total the $67,000 already paid to George Fisher’s implacable heirs, Mr. Floyd announced that the government was still indebted to them in the sum of sixty-six thousand five hundred and nineteen dollars and eighty-five cents, “which,” Mr. Floyd complacently remarks, “will be paid, accordingly, to the administrator of the estate of George Fisher, deceased, or to his attorney in fact.”

But, sadly enough for the destitute orphans, a new President came in just at this time, Buchanan and Floyd went out, and they never got their money. The first thing Congress did in 1861 was to rescind the resolution of June 1, 1860, under which Mr. Floyd had been ciphering. Then Floyd (and doubtless the heirs of George Fisher likewise) had to give up financial business for a while, and go into the Confederate army and serve their country.

Were the heirs of George Fisher killed? No. They are back now at this very time (July, 1870), beseeching Congress through that blushing and diffident creature, Garrett Davis, to commence making payments again on their interminable and insatiable bill of damages for corn and whisky destroyed by a gang of irresponsible Indians, so long ago that even government red-tape has failed to keep consistent and intelligent track of it.

Now the above are facts. They are history. Any one who doubts it can send to the Senate Document Department of the Capitol for H. R. Ex. Doc. No. 21, 36th Congress, 2d Session; and for S. Ex. Doc. No. 106, 41st Congress, 2d Session, and satisfy himself. The whole case is set forth in the first volume of the Court of Claims Reports.

It is my belief that as long as the continent of America holds together, the heirs of George Fisher, deceased, will still make pilgrimages to Washington from the swamps of Florida, to plead for just a little more cash on their bill of damages (even when they received the last of that sixty-seven thousand dollars, they said it was only one fourth what the government owed them on that fruitful corn-field), and as long as they choose to come they will find Garrett Davises to drag their vampire schemes before Congress. This is not the only hereditary fraud (if fraud it is–which I have before repeatedly remarked is not proven) that is being quietly handed down from generation to generation of fathers and sons, through the persecuted Treasury of the United States.