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“He’ll be putting on veteran airs, telling big stories of what he’s going to do when soldiers are wanted, and drilling such fools as believe in him. Young gals are often taken by such strutters, and think that men like Jarvis, who darsn’t speak for themselves, are of no account. But I’ll put a spoke in Zeke’s wheel, if I have to get the captain to write.”

It thus may be gathered that the cobbler had much to say to himself when alone, though so taciturn to others.

The clouds along the eastern horizon were stained with red before the reconnoitring party returned. Stokes had managed, by hobbling about, to keep up the fire and to fill the mess-kettle with the inevitable pork and beans. The hungry, weary men therefore gave their new cook a cheer when they saw the good fire and provision awaiting them. A moment later, however, Jarvis observed how lame Stokes had become; he took the cobbler by the shoulder and sat him down in the warmest nook, saying, “I’ll be assistant cook until you are better. As Zeke says, I’m a wolf sure enough; but as soon’s the beast’s hunger is satisfied, I’ll rub that leg of yours till you’ll want to dance a jig;” and with the ladle wrung from Stokes’s reluctant hand, he began stirring the seething contents of the kettle.

Then little Hi Woodbridge piped in his shrill voice, “Another cheer for our assistant cook and ditch-digger! I say, Zeke, wouldn’t you like to tell Ezra that Zeb has showed himself fit for something more than digging? You expressed your opinion very plain last night, and may have a different one now.”

Zeke growld something inaudible, and stalked to his hut in order to put away his equipments.

“I’m cook-in-chief yet,” Stokes declared; “and not a bean will any one of you get till you report all that happened.”

“Well,” piped Hi, “you may stick a feather in your old cap, Ezra, for our Opinquake lad captured a British officer last night, and Old Put is pumping him this blessed minute.”

“Well, well, that is news. It must have been Zeke who did that neat job,” exclaimed Stokes, ironically; “he’s been a-pining for the soldier business.”

“No, no; Zeke’s above such night scrimmages. He wants to swim the bay and walk right into Boston in broad daylight, so everybody can see him. Come, Zeb, tell how it happened. It was so confounded dark, no one can tell but you.”

“There isn’t much to tell that you fellows don’t know,” was Zeb’s laconic answer. “We had sneaked down on the neck so close to the enemy’s lines—“

“Yes, yes, Zeb Jarvis,” interrupted Stokes, “that’s the kind of sneaking you’re up to–close to the enemy’s lines. Go on.”

“Well, I crawled up so close that I saw a Britisher going the round of the sentinels, and I pounced on him and brought him out on the run, that’s all.”

“Oho! you both ran away, then? That wasn’t good soldiering either, was it, Zeke?” commented Stokes, in his dry way.

“It’s pretty good soldiering to stand fire within an inch of your nose,” resumed Hi, who had become a loyal friend and adherent of his tall comrade. “Zeb was so close on the Britisher when he fired his pistol that we saw the faces of both in the flash; and a lot of bullets sung after us, I can sell you, as we dusted out of those diggin’s.”

“Compliments of General Putnam to Sergeant Zebulon Jarvis,” said an orderly, riding out of the dim twilight of the morning. “The general requests your presence at headquarters.”

“Sergeant! promoted! Another cheer for Zeb!” and the Opinquake boys gave it with hearty goodwill.

“Jerusalem, fellows! I’d like to have a chance at those beans before I go!” but Zeb promptly tramped off with the orderly.

When he returned he was subjected to a fire of questions by the two or three men still awake, but all they could get out of him was that he had been given a good breakfast. From Captain Dean, who was with the general at the time of the examination, it leaked out that Zeb was in the line of promotion to a rank higher than that of sergeant.