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“Merry Christmas!” he said.

“Merry Christmas!” said the clergyman.

“Have you,” said Mr. Holiday, “any of your rebuilding fund with you?”

“Why, yes,” said the clergyman, smiling, “some two hundred dollars, and I cannot deny that it is agony to me to carry about so large a sum.”

Mr. Holiday simply held out his hand, palm up.

“Why–what–” began the clergyman in embarrassment.

“I will give you my check for that sum,” said Mr. Holiday, “and something over for your fund. I hope you will dine with me, in my car, at one o’clock.”

He hurried away with the two hundred dollars. It was his intention to sample Miss Hampton’s punch again; but he turned from this on a sudden impulse and sought out the young man who had been run away with. With this attractive person he talked very earnestly for half an hour, and asked him an infinite number of questions; just the kind of questions that he had asked the young men who had aspired to the hands of his own daughters. And these must have been satisfactorily answered, because at the end of the interview Mr. Holiday patted the young man on the back and said that he would see him later.

Next he came face to face with Mr. Jolyff, and the two old gentlemen stared at each other coldly, but without any sign of recognition. Once–ever so many years ago–they had been intimate friends. Mr. Holiday had never had any other friend of whom he had been so fond. He tried now to recall what their first difference had been, and because he could not he thought he must be growing infirm. And he began to think of his approaching party with less pleasure. He had let himself in for a good deal of bother, he thought.

But this time Miss Hampton made him take a whole teaspoonful of punch, and told him what a dear he was, and what a good time everybody was going to have, and that she would do anything in the world for him; she would even recite “The Night Before Christmas” for his company, if he asked her. And then they did a great deal of whispering, and finally Mr. Holiday said:

“But suppose they balk?”

“Nonsense,” said Miss Hampton; “would you and I balk if we were in their places?”

The pretty actress and the old gentleman laughed and bowed to each other, and exchanged the most arch looks imaginable. And then Miss Hampton exclaimed:

“Good Lord–it’s twelve-thirty.”

Then there came to them a sudden dreadful smell of burning feathers. They dashed into the observation end of the car and found the ex-convict smothering an incipient conflagration of the Christmas tree, which was made of dusters, with his hands.

The girl who had run away was despatching the porter with the last batch of invitations. The ex-convict showed them his burned hands.

“You go and feel the champagne,” said Mr. Holiday, “that’ll cool’em.”

Mr. Holiday himself went to fetch the children. In his pockets were the envelopes containing money for the train hands, the envelope containing a check for the two hundred dollars that he had borrowed from the clergyman, and enough over to complete the rebuilding fund which the clergyman had tried so hard to collect. And there was an envelope for the ex-convict–not with money in it, but with an I.O.U.

“I.O.U. A Good Job,” Mr. Holiday had written on a card and signed his name. And he had taken out of his satchel and transferred to his waistcoat pocket a pair of wonderful black pearls that he sometimes wore at important dinners. And he was going to give one of these to Miss Hampton and one to the girl who had run away. And then there were all the wonderful toys and things for Alice, and Freddie, and Euphemia, and he was going to present them with the black trunk, too, so that they could take their gifts off the train when it eventually got to Painsville. And Mr. Holiday had thought of everybody, and had prepared a little speech to speak to his guests; and for two of his guests he had arranged one of the greatest surprises that can be sprung on two guests; and he ought to have been perfectly happy. But he wasn’t.