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Frenchman’s Creek
by [?]

“You ought to have demanded his name.”

“I did, Sir; naturally I did. And he told me to go to the naughty place for it.”

“Well, but what like is he?”

“Oh, as to that, Sir, a man of ordinary shape, like yourself, in a plain blue coat and a wig shorter than ordinary; nothing about him to prepare you for the language he lets fly.”

“And,” put in Arch’laus Spry, “he’s taken lodgings down to Durgan with the Widow Polkinghorne, and eaten his dinner–a fowl and a jug of cider with it. After dinner he hired Robin’s boat and went for a row. I thought it my duty, as he was pushing off, to sidle up in a friendly way. I said to him, ‘The weather, Sir, looks nice and settled’: that is what I said, neither more nor less, but using those very words. What d’ee think he answered? He said, ‘That’s capital, my man: now go along and annoy somebody else.’ Wasn’t that a disconnected way of talking? If you ask my opinion, putting two and two together, I say he’s most likely some poor wandering loonatic.”

The evening was dusking down by this time, and Parson Polwhele, though a good bit puzzled, called to mind that his wife would be getting anxious to cross the ferry and reach home before dark: so he determined that nothing could be done before morning, when he promised Arch’laus Spry to look into the matter. My grandfather he took across in the boat with him, to look after the parcels and help them up to the Vicarage: and on the way they talked about a grave that my grandfather had been digging–he being sexton and parish clerk, as well as constable and the Parson’s right-hand man, as you might call it, in all public matters.

While they discoursed, Mrs. Polwhele was taking a look about her to make sure the country hadn’t altered while she was away at Plymouth. And by and by she cries out:

“Why, my love, whatever are these dabs o’ white stuck up and down the foreshore?”

The Parson takes a look at my grandfather before answering: “My angel, to tell you the truth, that’s more than we know.”

“Richard, you’re concealing something from me,” said Mrs. Polwhele. “If the French have landed and I’m going home to be burnt in my bed, it shall be with my eyes open.”

“My dear Mary,” the Parson argued, “you’ve a-got the French on your brain. If the French landed they wouldn’t begin by sticking dabs of whitewash all over the parish; now, would they?”

“How in the world should I know what a lot of Papists would do or not do?” she answered. “‘Tis no more foolish to my mind than eating frogs or kissing a man’s toe.”

Well, say what the Parson would, the notion had fixed itself in the poor lady’s head. Three times that night she woke in the bed with her curl-papers crackling for very fright; and the fourth time ’twas at the sound of a real dido below stairs. Some person was down by the back door knocking and rattling upon it with all his might.

The sun had been up for maybe an hour–the time of year, as I told you, being near about mid-summer–and the Parson, that never wanted for pluck, jumped out and into his breeches in a twinkling, while his wife pulled the counterpane over her head. Down along the passage he skipped to a little window opening over the back porch.

“Who’s there!” he called, and out from the porch stepped my grandfather, that had risen early and gone to the churchyard to finish digging the grave before breakfast. “Why, what on the earth is wrong with ye? I made sure the French had landed, at the least.”

“Couldn’t be much worse if they had,” said my grandfather. “Some person ‘ve a-stole my shovel, pick, and biddicks.”