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For the moment Bligh must have thought himself dreaming. But there they stood, the men in black and the crowd of children, and my grandfather with the stretcher ready, and the green woods so quiet all round. And there he stood up to the ribs in water, and the tide and his temper rising.

“Look here, you something-or-other yokels,” he called out, “if this is one of your village jokes, I promise you shall smart for it. Leave the spot this moment, fetch that idiot out of the boat, and take away the children. I want to dress, and it isn’t decent!”

“Mounseer,” answers my grandfather, “I dare say you’ve a-done it for your country; but we’ve a-caught you, and now you must go to prison– wee, wee, to preeson,” he says, lisping it in a Frenchified way so as to make himself understood.

Bligh began to foam. “The longer you keep up this farce, my fine fellows, the worse you’ll smart for it! There’s a Magistrate in this parish, as I happen to know.”

“There was,” said my grandfather; “but we’ve strong reasons to believe he’s been made away with.”

“The only thing we could find of ‘en,” put in Arch’laus Spry, “was a shin-bone and a pint of ashes. I don’t know if the others noticed it, but to my notion there was a sniff of brimstone about the premises; and I’ve always been remarkable for my sense of smell.”

“You won’t deny,” my grandfather went on, “that you’ve been making a map of this here river; for here it is in your tail-coat pocket.”

“You insolent ruffian, put that down at once! I tell you that I’m a British officer and a gentleman!”

“And a Papist,” went on my grandfather, holding up a ribbon with a bullet threaded to it. (‘Twas the bullet Bligh used to weigh out allowances with on his voyage in the open boat after the mutineers had turned him adrift from the Bounty, and he wore it ever after.) “See here, friends: did you ever know an honest Protestant to wear such a thing about him inside his clothes?”

“Whether you’re a joker or a numskull is more than I can fathom,” says Bligh; “but for the last time I warn you I’m a British officer, and you’ll go to jail for this as sure as eggs.”

“The question is, Will you surrender and come along quiet?”

“No, I won’t,” says Bligh, sulky as a bear; “not if I stay here all night!”

With that my grandfather gave a wink to Sam Trewhella, and Sam Trewhella gave a whistle, and round the point came Trewhella’s sean-boat that the village lads had fetched out and launched from his store at the mouth of the creek. Four men pulled her with all their might; in the stern stood Trewhella’s foreman, Jim Bunt, with his two-hundred-fathom net: and along the shore came running the rest of the lads to see the fun.

“Heva, heva!” yelled Sam Trewhella, waving his hat with the black streamers.

The sean-boat swooped up to Bligh with a rush, and then, just as he faced upon it with his fists up, to die fighting, it swerved off on a curve round him, and Jim Bunt began shooting the sean hand over hand like lightning. Then the poor man understood, and having no mind to be rolled up and afterwards tucked in a sean-net, he let out an oath, ducked his head, and broke for the shore like a bull. But ’twas no manner of use. As soon as he touched land a dozen jumped for him and pulled him down. They handled him as gentle as they could, for he fought with fists, legs, and teeth, and his language was awful: but my grandfather in his foresight had brought along a couple of wainropes, and within ten minutes they had my gentleman trussed, heaved him into the boat, covered him over, and were rowing him off and down the creek to land him at Helford Quay.