PAGE 6
Aunt Philippa And The Men
by
Well, if he went to South Africa he must go alone. But my heart would break.
I cried the whole afternoon, cowering among my pillows. I never wanted to go out of that room again. I never wanted to see anybody again. I hated the thought of facing Aunt Philippa with her cold eyes and her miserable stories that seemed to strip life of all beauty and love of all reality. I could hear her scornful, “That’s the men for you,” if she heard what was in Mark’s letter.
“What is the matter, Ursula?”
Aunt Philippa was standing by my bed. I was too abject to resent her coming in without knocking.
“Nothing,” I said spiritlessly.
“If you’ve been crying for three mortal hours over nothing you want a good spanking and you’ll get it,” observed Aunt Philippa placidly, sitting down on my trunk. “Get right up off that bed this minute and tell me what the trouble is. I’m bound to know, for I’m in your father’s place at present.”
“There, then!” I flung her Mark’s letter. There wasn’t anything in it that it was sacrilege to let another person see. That was one reason why I had been crying.
Aunt Philippa read it over twice. Then she folded it up deliberately and put it back in the envelope.
“What are you going to do?” she asked in a matter-of-fact tone.
“I’m not going to run away to be married,” I answered sullenly.
“Well, no, I wouldn’t advise you to,” said Aunt Philippa reflectively. “It’s a kind of low-down thing to do, though there’s been a terrible lot of romantic nonsense talked and writ about eloping. It may be a painful necessity sometimes, but it ain’t in this case. You write to your young man and tell him to come here and be married respectable under my roof, same as a Goodwin ought to.”
I sat up and stared at Aunt Philippa. I was so amazed that it is useless to try to express my amazement.
“Aunt–Philippa,” I gasped. “I thought–I thought–“
“You thought I was a hard old customer, and so I am,” said Aunt Philippa. “But I don’t take my opinions from your father nor anybody else. It didn’t prejudice me any against your young man that your father didn’t like him. I knew your father of old. I have some other friends in Montreal and I writ to them and asked them what he was like. From what they said I judged he was decent enough as men go. You’re too young to be married, but if you let him go off to South Africa he’ll slip through your fingers for sure, and I s’pose you’re like some of the rest of us–nobody’ll do you but the one. So tell him to come here and be married.”
“I don’t see how I can,” I gasped. “I can’t get ready to be married in three weeks. I can’t–“
“I should think you have enough clothes in that trunk to do you for a spell,” said Aunt Philippa sarcastically. “You’ve more than my mother ever had in all her life. We’ll get you a wedding dress of some kind. You can get it made in Charlottetown, if country dressmakers aren’t good enough for you, and I’ll bake you a wedding cake that’ll taste as good as anything you could get in Montreal, even if it won’t look so stylish.”
“What will Father say?” I questioned.
“Lots o’ things,” conceded Aunt Philippa grimly. “But I don’t see as it matters when neither you nor me’ll be there to have our feelings hurt. I’ll write a few things to your father. He hasn’t got much sense. He ought to be thankful to get a decent young man for his son-in-law in a world where most every man is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. But that’s the men for you.”
And that was Aunt Philippa for you. For the next three weeks she was a blissfully excited, busy woman. I was allowed to choose the material and fashion of my wedding suit and hat myself, but almost everything else was settled by Aunt Philippa. I didn’t mind; it was a relief to be rid of all responsibility; I did protest when she declared her intention of having a big wedding and asking all the cousins and semi-cousins on the island, but Aunt Philippa swept my objections lightly aside.