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Aunt Philippa And The Men
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The first month of my stay passed not unpleasantly. The summer weather was delightful, and the sea air was certainly splendid. Aunt Philippa’s little farm ran right down to the shore, and I spent much of my time there. There were also several families of cousins to be visited in the farmhouses that dotted the pretty, seaward-sloping valley, and they came back to see me at “Philippa’s Farm.” I picked spruce gum and berries and ferns, and Aunt Philippa taught me to make butter. It was all very idyllic–or would have been if Mark had written. But Mark did not write. I supposed he must be very angry because I had run off to Prince Edward Island without so much as a note of goodbye. But I had been so sure he would understand!
Aunt Philippa never made any further reference to the reason Father had sent me to her, but she allowed no day to pass without holding up to me some horrible example of matrimonial infelicity. The number of unhappy wives who walked or drove past “Philippa’s Farm” every afternoon, as we sat on the verandah, was truly pitiable.
We always sat on the verandah in the afternoon, when we were not visiting or being visited. I made a pretence of fancy work, and Aunt Philippa spun diligently on a little old-fashioned spinning-wheel that had been her grandmother’s. She always sat before the wood stand which held her flowers, and the gorgeous blots of geranium blossom and big green leaves furnished a pretty background. She always wore her shapeless but clean print wrappers, and her iron-grey hair was always combed neatly down over her ears. Joseph sat between us, sleeping or purring. She spun so expertly that she could keep a close watch on the road as well, and I got the biography of every individual who went by. As for the poor young Methodist minister, who liked to read or walk on the verandah of our neighbour’s house, Aunt Philippa never had a good word for him. I had met him once or twice socially and had liked him. I wanted to ask him to call but dared not–Aunt Philippa had vowed he should never enter her house.
“If I was dead and he came to my funeral I’d rise up and order him out,” she said.
“I thought he made a very nice prayer at Mrs. Seaman’s funeral the other day,” I said.
“Oh, I’ve no doubt he can pray. I never heard anyone make more beautiful prayers than old Simon Kennedy down at the harbour, who was always drunk or hoping to be–and the drunker he was the better he prayed. It ain’t no matter how well a man prays if his preaching isn’t right. That Methodist man preaches a lot of things that ain’t true, and what’s worse they ain’t sound doctrine. At least, that’s what I’ve heard. I never was in a Methodist church, thank goodness.”
“Don’t you think Methodists go to heaven as well as Presbyterians, Aunt Philippa?” I asked gravely.
“That ain’t for us to decide,” said Aunt Philippa solemnly. “It’s in higher hands than ours. But I ain’t going to associate with them on earth, whatever I may have to do in heaven. The folks round here mostly don’t make much difference and go to the Methodist church quite often. But I say if you are a Presbyterian, be a Presbyterian. Of course, if you ain’t, it don’t matter much what you do. As for that minister man, he has a grand-uncle who was sent to the penitentiary for embezzlement. I found out that much.”
And evidently Aunt Philippa had taken an unholy joy in finding it out.
“I dare say some of our own ancestors deserved to go to the penitentiary, even if they never did,” I remarked. “Who is that woman driving past, Aunt Philippa? She must have been very pretty once.”