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Lo, here is a new satirist arisen, Sarah Jeannette Duncan, who, in “The Simple Adventures of a Memsahib,” sketches Anglo-Indian society in a manner that would not discredit Thackeray–and with something, too, of Thackeray’s haunting sense of the pathos of the dead Past and the flying Present. But will the memsahib of to-morrow take warning by the fate of Helen Peachey, who went out to India in all her bridal bravery, in all her youth and freshness? Will she escape exchanging the placidity of Fra Angelico’s piping cherubim for the petulance and ring-shadowed eyes of the seasoned matron? Will she be on her guard against shrinking to the prejudices and flirtations of a coterie, dying to all finer and higher issues? Will she worship virtue more and viceroys less? Alas, I fear me not–no more than Pagett, M. P., will leave off talking solar myths, or foolish things cease to be done under the deodars. Will Hogarth keep wine-bibbers from the bottle, or can you make men sober by acts of “L’Assommoir”? Will “Madame Bovary” stay a sister’s fall, or “Sapho” repel an eligible young man? Will “The Dunciad” keep one dunce from scribbling, or “Le Tartufe” elevate a single ecclesiastic? As well expect “long firms” to run short, and the moths to avoid the footlights, and the fool to cease from the land. “How gay they were, and how luxurious, and how important in their little day! How gorgeous were the attendants of their circumstances, on the box with a crest upon their turbans!–there is a firm in Calcutta that supplies beautiful crests. And now, let me think! some of them in the Circular Road Cemetery–cholera, fever, heat-apoplexy; some of them under the Christian daisies of England–probably abscess of the liver.” Yes, madam, we know it all, we recognize the Thackeray touch. “And soon, very soon, our brief day, too, will have died in a red sunset behind clustering palms, and all its little doings and graspings and pushings, all its petty scandals and surmises and sensations, will echo further and further back into the night.” True, most true, and pity ‘t is ‘t is true. But meantime we will go on with our little doings and graspings and pushings–yes, madam, even you and I who have realised the vanity of all things; for the knowledge thereof–this, too, is vanity. “And it was all a striving and a striving, and an ending in nothing, and no one knew what they had lived and worked for.” Yea, so it is, Frau Schreiner. And still we are living on–and oh! how hard we work (on African farms or otherwhere) to express artistically our sense of the futility of life!

VANITAS VANITATUM.

A rich voluptuous languor of dim pain,
A dreamy sense of passionate regret,
Delicious tears and some sweet, sad refrain,
Some throbbing, vague, and tender canzonet,
That mourns for life so real and so vain,
Wherein we glory while our eyes are wet.

I am afraid, if I pursue this investigation, I shall end by believing that satire is simply an aesthetic satisfaction–the last luxury of the sinful. Ridicule, we are always told, is a tremendous destructive–an atmosphere in which nothing can live. But is it? Christianity, Kings, and War are little the worse for the jets of mockery that have been playing on them for two centuries. In Swift’s day the wits at the coffee-houses regarded religion as a farce that even the Augurs could not keep up any longer without public winking; yet Diderot and the Encyclopaedia are dead, and the bishops we have always with us! It was thought War could not survive Voltaire’s remark that a monarch picks up a parcel of men who have nothing to do, dresses them in blue cloth at two shillings a yard, and marches away with them to glory–but here is our Henley singing a song of the sword, while all our novelists are looking to their weapons. Despite Heine’s sarcasm, the collection of English kings is as incomplete as ever. A passing fad can, perhaps, be made to pass along a little faster, but it only makes room for another. True, “Punch” killed the craze for sunflowers and long necks; but then “Punch” invented it. It was merely made to be destroyed brilliantly, like a Chinese cracker or a Roman candle. Folly is older than “Punch’s” jokes, and will survive them. Snobbery and self-seeking, pettiness and stupidity, envy, hate, and all uncharitableness, were no secret to the mummies in the British Museum. “Unto the place whither the rivers go, thither they go again.” Are there not a hundred sayings in Ecclesiastes and Menander, in Horace and Moliere, as apt to-day as though fresh from the typewriter? One of the learned friends to whom I proposed the thesis contended that Perseus and Juvenal at least are out of date. But this was merely my learned friend’s ignorance. Is it not the truest piety to conclude that those things which the ridicule of the ages cannot kill deserve their immortality–that Kings, War, and Christianity play a part in the scheme of creation, and that even snobbery and jobbery, folly and fraud, rouge and respectability, and horse-racing, bounders and politicians, the prize-ring and the marriage market, are all necessary to the fun of Vanity Fair! They are thrown up by the flux of things for Honesty to set his heel on. So houp-la! On with the dance! louder, ye fiddlers! faster, O merry-go-round! Nay, not so glum, ye moralists and satirists, philanthropists and preachers; link hands all–ducdame, ducdame!–and thank the gods for keeping you in occupation. What should we do without our fools? The question seems pat for a Silly Season correspondence. Come, gather, fools all. Ye could not be better employed than in answering it. For, mark, brother-satirists mine, you cannot kill the Silly Season correspondence.