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Orators, in such a season,
How unreasonable is reason!
‘Gainst the sunshine’t is a treason.

What care I for Gladstone’s glories?
Hang the Radicals and Tories!
Give me hammocks, pipes and stories!

What’s the use of all this wrangling,
Grammar and emotions mangling?
Up the river let’s go angling.

Sweet are walks and swimming nice is,
Bring me lemon-squash and ices,
Bother that eternal Crisis!

I was called away to lunch in the middle of the attack of inspiration. Inspiration is of course very useful, but it has a way of suggesting words that won’t rhyme, and luring you off into all sorts of false tracks. Moreover, it affords no help whatever in polishing. After lunch I set to work with renewed zeal, licking the lines into their present perfection. At last they were finished, and as I lit the gas to enable me to see to make a fair copy, I realised that the beautiful blue day was gone.

Yes, the busy bee is a fraud by the side of the irresponsible artistic butterfly.

Sims Reeves tells an amusing anecdote of Mario the singer. Being brought one Thursday night by an eminent composer to sing at a big fashionable party, he found so great a line of carriages in front of his own that it was past midnight ere he arrived at the door. The thought that it was already Friday, and that he was about to sing in a new house, whose hostess he did not even know, had already dismayed the superstitious singer. But when he saw the number on the door was 13, no power on earth and no amount of argument could induce him to enter. “Ah, yes,” said the hostess, smiling pleasantly, when the composer explained, “a very ingenious excuse, for which Mario ought to be grateful to you. Of course he was intoxicated, and after a long argumentation you at last persuaded him to go home.”

Poe was doubtless occasionally drunk; but think of the years of sober labour, of stooping over desks, that must have gone to make those wonderful tales! Which is the true Poe, the hard drinker or the hard worker? That the artist must get drunk is, indeed, the belief of certain schools of young men even to-day; but is it not based on the old eternal false-logic, that because some artists have got drunk, therefore to get drunk is to be artistic? It was Murger who invented the Bohemian artist, poor and gay and of an easy morality. “Musette and Mimi!” says Sarcey. “The image of those ideal beings shone on every man who was twenty-one about 1848. ‘La Vie de Boheme’ was youth’s breviary–fifty years ago.” The great dramatic critic goes on to complain of the onslaught made upon him because he wrote against this “idleness of disposition, this heedlessness for the morrow, this inclination to look for the day’s tobacco and the quarter’s rent from loans and debts rather than from honest work, this witty contempt for current morality.” But this is scarcely the teaching of the ever delightful book, which catches the spirit of youth and gaiety and irresponsibility wedded to artistic ardour as no other book has done before or since, and for which one might put in the plea that Charles Lamb made for the dramatists of the Restoration. Its world is only a pleasing fiction, and the ordinary rules of morality do not carry over into it. It is the East of Suez of literature, “where there ain’t no Ten Commandments, and a man may raise a thirst.” The real Bohemia, as Jules Valdes showed in “Refractaires,” is a world of misery and discontent. Still more sordid is the English Bohemia expounded by Mr. Gissing in “New Grub Street.” Mr. Robert Buchanan indeed writes as if there had been a Murgerian Bohemia in England in his young days. “Et ego fui in Bohemia. There were inky fellows and bouncing girls, then; now there are only fine ladies, and respectable God-fearing men of letters.” Really! Surely there are plenty of bouncing girls and inky fellows still, just as there were respectable God-fearing men of letters and fine ladies even in the roaring forties. I doubt if Bohemia was ever so amusing as Mr. Buchanan imagines now, and I suspect the bouncing girls were “gey ill to live with.” What is true in the immortal Bohemian myth, what appeals to the universal human instinct, is the eternal contrast between the dreams and aspirations of youth and the sobrieties of success and middle age. As Jeffery Prowse sang: