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2 Works of Artemus Ward

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On "Forts"

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Every man has got a Fort. It’s sum men’s fort to do one thing, and some other men’s fort to do another, while there is numeris shiftliss critters goin’ round loose whose fort is not to do nothin’. Shakspeer rote good plase, but he wouldn’t hav succeeded as a Washington correspondent of a New York […]

To the Editor of the– Sir: I’m movin along–slowly along–down tords your place. I want you should rite me a letter, saying how is the show bizness in your place. My show at present consists of three moral Bares, a Kangaroo (a amoozin little Raskal–‘twould make you larf yourself to deth to see the little […]